1 00:00:02,379 --> 00:00:03,655 [ Chuckling] 2 00:00:03,724 --> 00:00:05,586 It'’s not funny, Salem. 3 00:00:05,655 --> 00:00:06,448 Morning. 4 00:00:06,517 --> 00:00:08,034 [ Screams] 5 00:00:08,103 --> 00:00:09,724 [ Chuckles] 6 00:00:09,793 --> 00:00:11,344 Why did Salem startle me? 7 00:00:11,413 --> 00:00:12,551 It'’s Friday the 13th... 8 00:00:12,620 --> 00:00:14,896 The day black witch cats have the power 9 00:00:14,965 --> 00:00:16,931 to scare the living daylights out of people. 10 00:00:17,000 --> 00:00:18,586 You should'’ve seen your face. 11 00:00:18,655 --> 00:00:20,000 I got to stop laughing 12 00:00:20,068 --> 00:00:22,413 or milk'’s going to come out of my nose. 13 00:00:22,482 --> 00:00:24,241 Here comes hilda. Act normal. 14 00:00:24,310 --> 00:00:25,758 Good morning, hilda. 15 00:00:25,827 --> 00:00:26,758 [ Screams] 16 00:00:26,827 --> 00:00:28,896 [ Laughing] 17 00:00:28,965 --> 00:00:31,862 Ah, happy Friday the 13th, Salem. 18 00:00:31,931 --> 00:00:33,034 Aunt hilda, 19 00:00:33,103 --> 00:00:35,068 a bat just flew out of your mouth. 20 00:00:35,137 --> 00:00:37,344 How embarrassing. I have bat breath again. 21 00:00:37,413 --> 00:00:38,965 Have you been eating pomegranates? 22 00:00:39,034 --> 00:00:41,034 I know they Don'’t agree with me, 23 00:00:41,103 --> 00:00:44,482 but I had such a craving for that juicy, crimson pulp. 24 00:00:44,551 --> 00:00:45,551 Is it bad? 25 00:00:48,586 --> 00:00:50,241 Look... a tour group. 26 00:01:08,965 --> 00:01:11,413 I have to update my wardrobe. 27 00:01:19,724 --> 00:01:23,241 Oh, great. Can we get this quiz over with? 28 00:01:23,310 --> 00:01:24,620 I have to get to school. 29 00:01:24,689 --> 00:01:26,137 I just came by to tell you 30 00:01:26,206 --> 00:01:27,413 it'’s Friday the 13th. 31 00:01:27,482 --> 00:01:29,620 I already told her. 32 00:01:29,689 --> 00:01:33,241 Oh! I might not even take a nap today. 33 00:01:33,310 --> 00:01:35,137 There'’s more to Friday the 13th 34 00:01:35,206 --> 00:01:37,931 than black cats with a sorry sense of humor. 35 00:01:38,000 --> 00:01:40,448 To learn more, read about it. 36 00:01:41,793 --> 00:01:43,344 Like I have time for this. 37 00:01:43,413 --> 00:01:45,965 "11th hour," "12th of never..." 38 00:01:46,034 --> 00:01:48,241 "13th, Friday the." 39 00:01:48,310 --> 00:01:50,206 What? I can do that? 40 00:01:50,275 --> 00:01:53,655 Why didn'’t you guys tell me there'’s a rule that today 41 00:01:53,724 --> 00:01:55,172 I can tell a mortal i'’m a witch? 42 00:01:55,241 --> 00:01:56,931 The one where you can tell anyone 43 00:01:57,000 --> 00:01:58,620 and they can know for 24 hours? 44 00:01:58,689 --> 00:01:59,517 Yes. 45 00:01:59,586 --> 00:02:00,931 We didn'’t want you to know. 46 00:02:01,000 --> 00:02:02,655 I learned it on the streets. 47 00:02:02,724 --> 00:02:04,655 So, should I tell Harvey or Valerie? 48 00:02:04,724 --> 00:02:05,758 Oh, Sabrina, 49 00:02:05,827 --> 00:02:07,896 telling mortals is a very bad idea. 50 00:02:07,965 --> 00:02:11,172 But I want to come out of the linen closet. 51 00:02:11,241 --> 00:02:12,551 Oh, we felt the same way 52 00:02:12,620 --> 00:02:13,896 when we were your age, 53 00:02:13,965 --> 00:02:16,275 but you think you know someone... 54 00:02:16,344 --> 00:02:19,275 This is a secret that'’s hard for mortals to accept. 55 00:02:19,344 --> 00:02:20,482 When I was young... 56 00:02:20,551 --> 00:02:23,310 ger, I was dating a doctor. 57 00:02:23,379 --> 00:02:25,275 You'’ve probably heard of him. 58 00:02:28,344 --> 00:02:30,724 Ah, my little apple strudel. 59 00:02:30,793 --> 00:02:32,344 [ Chuckling]: Oh, Sigmund. 60 00:02:32,413 --> 00:02:34,793 Are you ready for the opera, my dear? 61 00:02:34,862 --> 00:02:36,172 Yes, but first 62 00:02:36,241 --> 00:02:38,379 there'’s something that I must tell you. 63 00:02:38,448 --> 00:02:39,965 Something about your childhood? 64 00:02:40,034 --> 00:02:41,620 You hate your mother, Don'’t you? 65 00:02:41,689 --> 00:02:43,344 No. 66 00:02:43,413 --> 00:02:45,551 Really? I hate your mother. 67 00:02:45,620 --> 00:02:47,137 Today is Friday the 13th 68 00:02:47,206 --> 00:02:50,448 and there'’s something that I get to share with you. 69 00:02:50,517 --> 00:02:51,655 Sigmund, my darling... 70 00:02:52,620 --> 00:02:53,689 I'’m a witch. 71 00:02:53,758 --> 00:02:56,586 Well, you can be a little testy. 72 00:02:56,655 --> 00:02:58,896 No, no, no. I have real magical powers. 73 00:02:58,965 --> 00:03:03,931 Aha... can you, uh, show me these "magical powers"? 74 00:03:04,000 --> 00:03:06,275 Well, you remember that pocket watch 75 00:03:06,344 --> 00:03:07,724 that you admired? 76 00:03:09,551 --> 00:03:11,206 For you, siggy. 77 00:03:11,275 --> 00:03:14,758 Get... out... of here! 78 00:03:14,827 --> 00:03:17,344 Witch! Witch! 79 00:03:17,413 --> 00:03:19,517 Take her out of here! 80 00:03:19,586 --> 00:03:22,034 We can make it work! 81 00:03:22,103 --> 00:03:24,172 This didn'’t happen. 82 00:03:24,241 --> 00:03:25,931 It was bad knockwurst. 83 00:03:26,000 --> 00:03:27,103 Ja, that'’s right. 84 00:03:28,896 --> 00:03:30,586 Once I got loose, I tripped him. 85 00:03:30,655 --> 00:03:33,103 You might say it was the first freudian slip. 86 00:03:33,172 --> 00:03:34,689 You know how guys overreact. 87 00:03:34,758 --> 00:03:36,517 You should'’ve told a girlfriend. 88 00:03:36,586 --> 00:03:38,689 I did. I told my good friend Gwendolyn. 89 00:03:38,758 --> 00:03:41,793 We were out shopping, and everything was going well... 90 00:03:41,862 --> 00:03:42,862 [ Both giggling] 91 00:03:42,931 --> 00:03:44,137 This is some joy. 92 00:03:44,206 --> 00:03:46,862 Why didn'’t thou tell me you were a witch sooner? 93 00:03:46,931 --> 00:03:49,137 Make yon man'’s breeches rip. 94 00:03:54,517 --> 00:03:58,655 Gwendolyn was a lot of fun, but what a blabbermouth. 95 00:03:58,724 --> 00:04:02,724 She told everyone she knew, and then some... 96 00:04:02,793 --> 00:04:04,896 Forsooth, '’tis true. 97 00:04:04,965 --> 00:04:07,137 Zelda'’s a witch. 98 00:04:07,206 --> 00:04:10,137 They didn'’t take it very well... 99 00:04:10,206 --> 00:04:13,172 Man: She made the crops fail! 100 00:04:13,241 --> 00:04:14,586 It'’s her! 101 00:04:14,655 --> 00:04:18,000 And then thingsreally got ugly... 102 00:04:18,068 --> 00:04:20,482 All: Dunk the witch! Dunk the witch! 103 00:04:26,655 --> 00:04:28,724 To this day I Don'’t care for swimming. 104 00:04:28,793 --> 00:04:31,482 But by midnight, mortals Don'’t remember a thing. 105 00:04:31,551 --> 00:04:34,172 Even if they hate you, the next day it'’s over. 106 00:04:34,241 --> 00:04:36,000 Theydon'’t remember, but youdo. 107 00:04:36,068 --> 00:04:37,689 Think long and hard about this. 108 00:04:37,758 --> 00:04:38,758 If you tell someone, 109 00:04:38,827 --> 00:04:40,517 you may never feel the same way 110 00:04:40,586 --> 00:04:42,137 about that person again. 111 00:04:42,206 --> 00:04:44,241 Well, this was uplifting. 112 00:04:44,310 --> 00:04:45,827 Thanks. I'’ll think about it. 113 00:04:46,793 --> 00:04:49,586 [Tires screeching, horn honking] 114 00:04:49,655 --> 00:04:51,172 Just spooked a bread truck. 115 00:04:51,241 --> 00:04:53,206 The street is full of buns. 116 00:04:59,034 --> 00:05:00,206 Hi, Libby. 117 00:05:00,275 --> 00:05:01,275 Ew. 118 00:05:03,103 --> 00:05:05,103 Why doesn'’t she like me? 119 00:05:05,172 --> 00:05:07,206 I'’m thinking it'’s a thyroid problem. 120 00:05:07,275 --> 00:05:08,344 Why do you care? 121 00:05:08,413 --> 00:05:10,344 '’cause i'’d love to be popular, 122 00:05:10,413 --> 00:05:12,344 to have everyone respect me. 123 00:05:12,413 --> 00:05:13,344 Bye, Libby. 124 00:05:13,413 --> 00:05:14,620 I just ate. 125 00:05:15,896 --> 00:05:17,931 Do you have any plans for your free period? 126 00:05:18,000 --> 00:05:19,758 Just my usual doodlefest. 127 00:05:19,827 --> 00:05:21,965 Can you help me study for my Spanish test? 128 00:05:22,034 --> 00:05:23,172 It'’s after study hall. 129 00:05:23,241 --> 00:05:25,379 If I Don'’t get at least a "b," i'’m toast. 130 00:05:25,448 --> 00:05:28,206 Sure. Yo te voy a ayudar. 131 00:05:28,275 --> 00:05:29,068 What? 132 00:05:29,137 --> 00:05:29,965 I will help you. 133 00:05:30,034 --> 00:05:32,206 I could live with a "c." 134 00:05:32,275 --> 00:05:33,413 Excuse me. 135 00:05:33,482 --> 00:05:35,724 Somebody didn'’t eat their vegetables. 136 00:05:35,793 --> 00:05:37,137 What are you doing here? 137 00:05:37,206 --> 00:05:39,000 You look ridiculous. 138 00:05:39,068 --> 00:05:42,068 State law says I have to wear a hairnet. 139 00:05:42,137 --> 00:05:45,551 Listen, it'’s time for a test of your endurance. 140 00:05:45,620 --> 00:05:47,586 We'’re off to Alaska for the iditarod. 141 00:05:47,655 --> 00:05:48,965 Oh, but, what about...? 142 00:05:49,034 --> 00:05:50,275 Valerie?! 143 00:05:52,068 --> 00:05:55,000 Sabrina? 144 00:05:55,068 --> 00:05:56,344 Where'’d she go? 145 00:05:56,413 --> 00:05:59,103 A nerd ditched by a freak. 146 00:05:59,172 --> 00:06:01,206 It'’s like a movie of the week. 147 00:06:02,724 --> 00:06:06,206 Now! Say good-bye to bat breath. 148 00:06:06,275 --> 00:06:07,413 Oh, I hope it works. 149 00:06:10,137 --> 00:06:11,655 [ Coughs] 150 00:06:11,724 --> 00:06:13,000 Oh, great. 151 00:06:13,068 --> 00:06:15,275 Now I have bass breath. 152 00:06:15,344 --> 00:06:18,620 Still think i'’m on the right track. 153 00:06:20,551 --> 00:06:21,551 You passed. 154 00:06:21,620 --> 00:06:23,793 Now, get to class. Mush. 155 00:06:23,862 --> 00:06:25,379 I missed social studies. 156 00:06:25,448 --> 00:06:26,551 You had a substitute. 157 00:06:26,620 --> 00:06:27,931 He spent the entire day 158 00:06:28,000 --> 00:06:29,758 trying to open his desk drawer. 159 00:06:29,827 --> 00:06:32,000 But... here'’s your homework. 160 00:06:32,068 --> 00:06:35,517 Great. I had an easy class, and I smell like blubber. 161 00:06:35,586 --> 00:06:36,586 [ Sighs] 162 00:06:37,827 --> 00:06:39,000 Valerie... Valerie. 163 00:06:39,068 --> 00:06:41,103 I'’m sosorry I took off like that. 164 00:06:41,172 --> 00:06:42,758 I failed my Spanish test. 165 00:06:42,827 --> 00:06:45,275 At least I think "f" means the same thing 166 00:06:45,344 --> 00:06:46,664 in both languages. I'’m so sorry. 167 00:06:46,689 --> 00:06:47,931 I thought you were my friend. 168 00:06:48,000 --> 00:06:49,068 Just forget it. 169 00:06:49,137 --> 00:06:50,241 Valerie, wait. 170 00:06:50,310 --> 00:06:53,000 There'’s something I need to tell you. 171 00:06:56,689 --> 00:06:59,413 You'’re my best friend, and i'’ve been lying to you. 172 00:06:59,482 --> 00:07:00,655 I want to tell you 173 00:07:00,724 --> 00:07:02,482 the biggest secret of my life 174 00:07:02,551 --> 00:07:04,413 and then maybe you'’ll understand 175 00:07:04,482 --> 00:07:06,586 why i'’ve disappeared in the cafeteria 176 00:07:06,655 --> 00:07:08,575 and been acting strange pretty much all the time. 177 00:07:09,655 --> 00:07:11,068 I'’m a witch. 178 00:07:11,137 --> 00:07:13,379 I knew you could be a little grumpy sometimes, but... 179 00:07:13,448 --> 00:07:15,724 No. I have magical powers. 180 00:07:15,793 --> 00:07:19,034 Right. Well, can you show me some magic? 181 00:07:19,103 --> 00:07:21,413 You know that sweater you'’ve always wanted? 182 00:07:21,482 --> 00:07:22,482 Mm-hmm. 183 00:07:26,172 --> 00:07:27,172 Get out... 184 00:07:31,517 --> 00:07:33,344 of here! This is so cool! 185 00:07:33,413 --> 00:07:36,206 Oh, well, it'’s so cool that you think it'’s so cool. 186 00:07:36,275 --> 00:07:39,241 And you have no desire whatsoever to have me committed? 187 00:07:39,310 --> 00:07:42,551 No. But I do have a few questions. 188 00:07:42,620 --> 00:07:45,000 That whole pointed-hat, wart-on-the-nose thing? 189 00:07:45,068 --> 00:07:46,241 Pure Hollywood. 190 00:07:46,310 --> 00:07:47,517 You Don'’t cook up potions 191 00:07:47,586 --> 00:07:48,586 in a big black cauldron? 192 00:07:48,655 --> 00:07:49,655 That one we do. 193 00:07:49,724 --> 00:07:50,827 This is amazing. 194 00:07:50,896 --> 00:07:53,000 You just point and stuff happens? 195 00:07:53,068 --> 00:07:54,758 That'’s the technical definition. 196 00:07:54,827 --> 00:07:55,689 Oh, can we point 197 00:07:55,758 --> 00:07:57,275 at stuff now? You bet. 198 00:07:57,344 --> 00:07:58,344 Shh. 199 00:08:01,000 --> 00:08:02,965 Isn'’t he that weird lunch lady? 200 00:08:03,034 --> 00:08:04,896 I'’d like you to meet my quizmaster. 201 00:08:04,965 --> 00:08:05,896 Isn'’t this great? 202 00:08:05,965 --> 00:08:07,551 I can show her all my magic. 203 00:08:07,620 --> 00:08:09,655 Not all your magic... You need a ticket 204 00:08:09,724 --> 00:08:11,758 for each time you use magic with a mortal. 205 00:08:11,827 --> 00:08:13,344 This one'’s for the sweater. 206 00:08:13,413 --> 00:08:14,551 Why do I need tickets? 207 00:08:14,620 --> 00:08:15,965 Experience has taught us 208 00:08:16,034 --> 00:08:18,379 that mortals Don'’t have a lot of restraint 209 00:08:18,448 --> 00:08:20,379 when it comes to magic. 210 00:08:20,448 --> 00:08:21,172 Or firearms. 211 00:08:21,241 --> 00:08:23,137 Quiz you later. 212 00:08:23,206 --> 00:08:24,655 Pop out the way you popped in 213 00:08:24,724 --> 00:08:25,931 with all that lightning 214 00:08:26,000 --> 00:08:26,931 and smoke stuff. 215 00:08:27,000 --> 00:08:28,068 You see what I mean? 216 00:08:28,137 --> 00:08:29,206 I blame television. 217 00:08:30,586 --> 00:08:32,068 It'’s pointin'’ time. 218 00:08:32,137 --> 00:08:33,172 ♪ 219 00:08:33,241 --> 00:08:35,172 [ Screams] 220 00:08:47,172 --> 00:08:48,172 [ Giggles] 221 00:09:11,413 --> 00:09:13,000 I'’ve discovered the cure. 222 00:09:13,068 --> 00:09:14,482 Eureka. 223 00:09:14,551 --> 00:09:18,103 It'’s all in this little tablet. 224 00:09:18,172 --> 00:09:19,172 Just give it to me. 225 00:09:23,586 --> 00:09:25,862 Testing, one, two, three. 226 00:09:26,965 --> 00:09:28,275 Yes, it worked! 227 00:09:28,344 --> 00:09:29,517 Thanks, sister. 228 00:09:29,586 --> 00:09:30,965 I'’m not just your sister. 229 00:09:31,034 --> 00:09:33,206 I'’m a genius. 230 00:09:33,275 --> 00:09:34,413 I can end hunger. 231 00:09:34,482 --> 00:09:36,827 I can save the world. 232 00:09:36,896 --> 00:09:39,517 Oh, for crying out loud... It'’s a breath mint. 233 00:09:39,586 --> 00:09:41,068 Oh, no. Senora Martinez. 234 00:09:41,137 --> 00:09:43,241 I'’d almost forgotten about my "f." 235 00:09:43,310 --> 00:09:44,241 Hello, Valerie. 236 00:09:44,310 --> 00:09:45,482 That means "hello." 237 00:09:45,551 --> 00:09:46,586 Hello. 238 00:09:50,965 --> 00:09:53,310 Mrs. Martinez? I want to apologize 239 00:09:53,379 --> 00:09:56,689 for my poor work today in Spanish class. 240 00:09:56,758 --> 00:09:58,793 I was very nervous and angry. 241 00:09:58,862 --> 00:10:01,724 If it is possible, I would appreciate it a second chance 242 00:10:01,793 --> 00:10:03,482 to take the exam again? 243 00:10:03,551 --> 00:10:05,517 Of course I'll give you a second exam. 244 00:10:05,586 --> 00:10:08,034 You've obviously been studying. 245 00:10:09,965 --> 00:10:11,103 I love magic! 246 00:10:11,172 --> 00:10:12,172 Oh, there's Harvey. 247 00:10:12,241 --> 00:10:14,000 You've got to tell him about this. 248 00:10:14,068 --> 00:10:15,206 No, no, wait! Valerie! 249 00:10:15,275 --> 00:10:17,689 Sabrina's a witch. 250 00:10:25,241 --> 00:10:26,896 Valerie told me your secret. 251 00:10:26,965 --> 00:10:29,068 Yeah. It'’s true. 252 00:10:29,137 --> 00:10:30,827 Not really. 253 00:10:30,896 --> 00:10:33,241 Yeah. Here, have some baseball cleats. 254 00:10:33,310 --> 00:10:34,517 Whoa! 255 00:10:35,793 --> 00:10:36,862 I'’m a witch. 256 00:10:36,931 --> 00:10:38,586 Can we talk about this? 257 00:10:38,655 --> 00:10:39,655 Sure. 258 00:10:42,931 --> 00:10:44,034 A witch? 259 00:10:44,103 --> 00:10:46,931 So, "freak" was an understatement. 260 00:10:51,758 --> 00:10:53,413 So, what is this other realm? 261 00:10:53,482 --> 00:10:55,758 Little place we call the "witchy city." 262 00:10:55,827 --> 00:10:56,482 [ All scream] 263 00:10:56,551 --> 00:10:57,034 [ Chuckles] 264 00:10:57,103 --> 00:10:58,793 Salem talks? 265 00:10:58,862 --> 00:11:00,827 And I have a pretty good singing voice. 266 00:11:00,896 --> 00:11:02,931 And he stops. 267 00:11:03,000 --> 00:11:04,931 Okay, we'’re off to the other realm. 268 00:11:05,000 --> 00:11:06,000 Sabrina, you'’re 269 00:11:06,068 --> 00:11:07,310 walking into a closet. 270 00:11:07,379 --> 00:11:10,034 After all you'’ve seen today, this seems weird? 271 00:11:14,965 --> 00:11:16,931 Valerie: It'’s still a closet. 272 00:11:17,000 --> 00:11:19,137 Sabrina: Just wait. 273 00:11:19,206 --> 00:11:21,103 [ Music playing] 274 00:11:28,551 --> 00:11:30,758 [ Laughing] 275 00:11:30,827 --> 00:11:31,965 Wow! 276 00:11:32,034 --> 00:11:34,000 So, what do we do here? 277 00:11:34,068 --> 00:11:36,655 Same thing we do in the mortal realm... hang out. 278 00:11:36,724 --> 00:11:38,172 Stanley: Balloon! 279 00:11:38,241 --> 00:11:39,758 Buy your mortal a balloon. 280 00:11:39,827 --> 00:11:41,137 I'’ll take two. 281 00:11:43,206 --> 00:11:44,793 Stanley: I know. 282 00:11:44,862 --> 00:11:47,275 I have tomato sauce on my tie. 283 00:11:47,344 --> 00:11:49,517 What magic does the balloon do? 284 00:11:49,586 --> 00:11:51,379 Nothing! 285 00:11:51,448 --> 00:11:53,827 Sucker! 286 00:11:53,896 --> 00:11:55,758 Carny workers. 287 00:11:55,827 --> 00:11:57,965 Hey, I could use some sunglasses. 288 00:11:59,448 --> 00:12:00,965 Wow! 289 00:12:01,034 --> 00:12:03,413 These are awesome! 290 00:12:03,482 --> 00:12:05,310 You should get some. 291 00:12:05,379 --> 00:12:07,793 I have a drawer full of virtual reality sunglasses. 292 00:12:08,931 --> 00:12:10,551 Wow, that'’s amazing. 293 00:12:10,620 --> 00:12:12,517 You can look dorky in this realm, too. 294 00:12:14,275 --> 00:12:15,862 Libby: Of course it'’s true. 295 00:12:15,931 --> 00:12:19,068 I heard it with my own ears and have seen it with my own eyes... 296 00:12:19,137 --> 00:12:20,344 Sabrina'’s a witch. 297 00:12:20,413 --> 00:12:22,344 [ All chattering] 298 00:12:22,413 --> 00:12:23,448 Okay, okay! 299 00:12:23,517 --> 00:12:25,724 The next step is to decide 300 00:12:25,793 --> 00:12:28,620 how to use this piece of information. 301 00:12:28,689 --> 00:12:30,758 How can this help me? 302 00:12:30,827 --> 00:12:32,344 Thanks for the cure, zellie. 303 00:12:32,413 --> 00:12:34,413 Now I can enjoy pomegranate pudding, 304 00:12:34,482 --> 00:12:36,724 pomegranate compote, pomegranate pie. 305 00:12:36,793 --> 00:12:38,586 I like pomegranates! 306 00:12:38,655 --> 00:12:40,827 This is what it'’s all about for me... 307 00:12:40,896 --> 00:12:42,931 Enabling you to eat too much fruit. 308 00:12:43,000 --> 00:12:44,103 [ Dings] 309 00:12:44,172 --> 00:12:46,275 Oh, a message from the other realm. 310 00:12:46,344 --> 00:12:48,413 I hope it didn'’t ruin my pomegranate toast. 311 00:12:48,482 --> 00:12:51,034 It'’s from elixir pharmaceuticals. 312 00:12:51,103 --> 00:12:52,758 They heard about my discovery. 313 00:12:52,827 --> 00:12:55,413 They want me to do a demonstration with my subject. 314 00:12:55,482 --> 00:12:56,724 Me! Take me! 315 00:12:56,793 --> 00:12:59,206 A whole other realm of people to scare? 316 00:12:59,275 --> 00:13:00,517 [ Laughing] 317 00:13:00,586 --> 00:13:01,586 Take him. 318 00:13:01,655 --> 00:13:03,344 I'’m not going to humiliate myself 319 00:13:03,413 --> 00:13:04,413 in front of a bunch 320 00:13:04,448 --> 00:13:05,482 of eggheads. 321 00:13:05,551 --> 00:13:07,068 Fine. Then no more cure. 322 00:13:07,137 --> 00:13:09,344 That means no more pomegranates. 323 00:13:09,413 --> 00:13:11,137 Egghead. 324 00:13:12,931 --> 00:13:14,827 ♪ 325 00:13:43,793 --> 00:13:45,758 ♪ 326 00:13:55,896 --> 00:13:57,931 Okay, we only have two tickets left. 327 00:13:58,000 --> 00:14:00,413 For the grand finale, you each get a last wish. 328 00:14:00,482 --> 00:14:02,206 I want to meet Mark Langston. 329 00:14:02,275 --> 00:14:02,724 Who? 330 00:14:02,793 --> 00:14:03,724 Mark Langston... 331 00:14:03,793 --> 00:14:04,827 My favorite pitcher. 332 00:14:04,896 --> 00:14:06,034 Four all-star games 333 00:14:06,103 --> 00:14:07,724 and he can really bring the heat. 334 00:14:07,793 --> 00:14:10,793 I'’m assuming, since it'’s your last wish, that'’s a good thing. 335 00:14:10,862 --> 00:14:12,793 I saw him the day he no-hit the mariners. 336 00:14:12,862 --> 00:14:13,586 Harvey. 337 00:14:13,655 --> 00:14:14,655 [ Gasps] 338 00:14:16,965 --> 00:14:17,965 How'’s it going, man? 339 00:14:18,000 --> 00:14:19,000 Pretty good. 340 00:14:19,034 --> 00:14:20,827 How about warming me up? 341 00:14:20,896 --> 00:14:22,172 Sure. 342 00:14:22,241 --> 00:14:24,137 Please Don'’t let this be a dream. 343 00:14:29,827 --> 00:14:31,862 Oh, this is great! 344 00:14:31,931 --> 00:14:34,965 Mark Langston just broke all my fingers. 345 00:14:37,931 --> 00:14:39,103 I know what I want. 346 00:14:39,172 --> 00:14:41,482 Say "Mark Langston" and we'’ll save a ticket. 347 00:14:41,551 --> 00:14:43,068 No. My guy'’s funny, 348 00:14:43,137 --> 00:14:45,551 he can really move, and he'’s so cute. 349 00:14:45,620 --> 00:14:47,689 The Dalai Lama can dance? 350 00:14:47,758 --> 00:14:48,862 Drew Carey. 351 00:14:48,931 --> 00:14:50,655 I want to dance with drew Carey. 352 00:14:53,724 --> 00:14:57,034 ♪ 353 00:15:27,103 --> 00:15:30,000 ♪ 354 00:15:48,000 --> 00:15:49,482 Thanks for the dance, Valerie. 355 00:15:49,551 --> 00:15:51,517 This is the best moment of my life. 356 00:15:51,586 --> 00:15:53,517 I wish I had a Rose to give you. 357 00:15:53,586 --> 00:15:55,413 Oh, I know. Here. 358 00:15:55,482 --> 00:15:56,655 Have these. 359 00:15:56,724 --> 00:15:58,103 Hope you'’re nearsighted. 360 00:16:01,689 --> 00:16:02,965 Sabrina: Was it fun? 361 00:16:03,034 --> 00:16:05,931 I'’m never taking these off. 362 00:16:07,862 --> 00:16:10,310 Man, he'’s blind. 363 00:16:10,379 --> 00:16:11,931 E-Excuse me. 364 00:16:12,000 --> 00:16:14,896 And you saw it with your own eyes? 365 00:16:14,965 --> 00:16:16,275 That'’s right. 366 00:16:16,344 --> 00:16:19,275 Your children are going to school with a proven witch. 367 00:16:19,344 --> 00:16:21,344 Oh, we'’ve got to get her out! 368 00:16:21,413 --> 00:16:22,551 Exactly. 369 00:16:22,620 --> 00:16:24,379 But first things first. 370 00:16:24,448 --> 00:16:26,551 I get anything good in her locker. 371 00:16:27,758 --> 00:16:30,448 Now that the pomegranate has been administered, 372 00:16:30,517 --> 00:16:33,344 observe what happens when subject "a" speaks. 373 00:16:33,413 --> 00:16:35,034 Subject "a" has a name. 374 00:16:36,862 --> 00:16:39,068 Now open your mouth wide 375 00:16:39,137 --> 00:16:41,965 so that they can see the severity of your condition. 376 00:16:42,034 --> 00:16:43,655 Oh, good, i'’m late. 377 00:16:43,724 --> 00:16:44,517 [ Audience gasping] 378 00:16:44,586 --> 00:16:46,000 Hey, 379 00:16:46,068 --> 00:16:48,758 let'’s take a look inside your mouths. 380 00:16:50,827 --> 00:16:52,034 Did you see? 381 00:16:52,103 --> 00:16:54,172 Mark Langston signed my bruise. 382 00:16:54,241 --> 00:16:55,793 You'’ll have to describe it to me 383 00:16:55,862 --> 00:16:57,034 because I can'’t see a... 384 00:16:57,103 --> 00:16:58,965 Thing! valerie! 385 00:16:59,034 --> 00:17:00,034 [ Screams] 386 00:17:00,103 --> 00:17:01,586 Harvey! Oh, no! 387 00:17:01,655 --> 00:17:03,620 Not a swirling vortex. 388 00:17:03,689 --> 00:17:04,827 Take it easy. 389 00:17:04,896 --> 00:17:06,620 Everything'’s going to be okay. 390 00:17:06,689 --> 00:17:08,068 Don'’t panic. 391 00:17:08,137 --> 00:17:09,241 This is bad. 392 00:17:09,310 --> 00:17:10,620 This is very bad. 393 00:17:10,689 --> 00:17:12,206 Help me! My friends are swirling. 394 00:17:12,275 --> 00:17:13,758 Why Don'’t you zap them out? 395 00:17:13,827 --> 00:17:14,827 I'’m out of tickets. 396 00:17:14,862 --> 00:17:16,793 Oh. I guess you lost your head. 397 00:17:16,862 --> 00:17:18,310 My findings suggested 398 00:17:18,379 --> 00:17:20,793 that if I took two parts boric acid 399 00:17:20,862 --> 00:17:23,689 and combined it with the shells of dung beetles... 400 00:17:23,758 --> 00:17:25,586 You said those were raisins. 401 00:17:27,344 --> 00:17:29,413 Oh, what a snore. 402 00:17:29,482 --> 00:17:31,310 [ Yawns] 403 00:17:31,379 --> 00:17:33,758 I need a little fresh air and a latte. 404 00:17:37,758 --> 00:17:39,344 Stanley: Come see the mortals 405 00:17:39,413 --> 00:17:40,862 in a vortex! 406 00:17:40,931 --> 00:17:43,000 Only two tickets! 407 00:17:43,068 --> 00:17:44,068 Reach for my hand! 408 00:17:44,103 --> 00:17:45,862 Why didn'’t I listen to my aunts? 409 00:17:45,931 --> 00:17:49,344 Harvey and Valerie are going to be sucked into oblivion, 410 00:17:49,413 --> 00:17:51,068 and if they come out alive, 411 00:17:51,137 --> 00:17:53,137 they'’re going to think i'’m a monster. 412 00:17:53,206 --> 00:17:54,206 Come on, oblivion! 413 00:17:54,241 --> 00:17:55,551 Hey, you'’ve got tickets. 414 00:17:55,620 --> 00:17:57,000 Give me tickets, please! 415 00:17:57,068 --> 00:17:58,000 No, they'’re mine! 416 00:17:58,068 --> 00:17:59,586 Come on, you headless goon. 417 00:17:59,655 --> 00:18:00,689 Salem: Yo, Sabrina! 418 00:18:00,758 --> 00:18:02,137 I just had 20 lattes. 419 00:18:02,206 --> 00:18:02,827 Black cat! 420 00:18:02,896 --> 00:18:04,103 [ Screams] 421 00:18:07,241 --> 00:18:08,586 Stop the vortex! 422 00:18:11,413 --> 00:18:13,275 Are you guys okay?! 423 00:18:13,344 --> 00:18:15,620 Stanley: I'’m fine! 424 00:18:15,689 --> 00:18:17,586 Yeah, yeah, thanks for the tickets. 425 00:18:23,482 --> 00:18:25,275 You guys hate me, Don'’t you? 426 00:18:25,344 --> 00:18:27,448 No. And i'’m beginning to understand 427 00:18:27,517 --> 00:18:29,034 why scotsmen wear kilts... 428 00:18:29,103 --> 00:18:30,931 Nice and breezy. 429 00:18:31,000 --> 00:18:33,172 We'’ve got to get a picture of this. 430 00:18:34,448 --> 00:18:36,206 Do one nice thing today? 431 00:18:36,275 --> 00:18:39,000 Oh, all right, but I have to warn you, 432 00:18:39,068 --> 00:18:41,206 I tend to cut people'’s heads off. 433 00:18:43,758 --> 00:18:46,551 Oh, I forgot... Here'’s your sleeve. 434 00:18:46,620 --> 00:18:48,103 Wow, you guys were near death 435 00:18:48,172 --> 00:18:50,344 and you still managed to save my sleeve. 436 00:18:50,413 --> 00:18:51,448 Near death? 437 00:18:51,517 --> 00:18:53,103 Anyway, thanks for everything. 438 00:18:53,172 --> 00:18:54,862 Being a witch is so much more fun 439 00:18:54,931 --> 00:18:56,620 when you can tell your friends. 440 00:18:56,689 --> 00:18:57,620 You'’re so lucky. 441 00:18:57,689 --> 00:18:58,931 The only secret I have 442 00:18:59,000 --> 00:19:01,068 is that i'’m allergic to watermelon. 443 00:19:01,137 --> 00:19:02,241 Well, that'’s out. 444 00:19:02,310 --> 00:19:04,172 [ Knocking] 445 00:19:04,241 --> 00:19:05,241 There'’s the witch. 446 00:19:05,310 --> 00:19:07,275 Is it true you have magical powers? 447 00:19:07,344 --> 00:19:08,896 She won'’t admit to anything. 448 00:19:08,965 --> 00:19:11,241 Ask them... they'’ll corroborate my story. 449 00:19:11,310 --> 00:19:12,413 What'’s this all about? 450 00:19:12,482 --> 00:19:13,413 Come on, Harvey. 451 00:19:13,482 --> 00:19:15,310 I'’ve got a book deal in the works 452 00:19:15,379 --> 00:19:17,241 and a piece of it could be yours. 453 00:19:17,310 --> 00:19:19,241 Are you having another episode? 454 00:19:19,310 --> 00:19:21,241 Forget him. He'’s been under her spell 455 00:19:21,310 --> 00:19:22,310 since she flew in. 456 00:19:22,344 --> 00:19:23,413 Tell them, Valerie. 457 00:19:23,482 --> 00:19:24,206 No. 458 00:19:24,275 --> 00:19:26,517 You know it'’s the truth. 459 00:19:26,586 --> 00:19:29,413 If you back me up on this, I won'’t forget about it. 460 00:19:29,482 --> 00:19:31,206 None of the popular girls will. 461 00:19:36,724 --> 00:19:39,586 I hate to do this, but... 462 00:19:39,655 --> 00:19:42,068 I have no idea what you'’re talking about. 463 00:19:42,137 --> 00:19:45,793 You freaks are so infuriating! 464 00:19:45,862 --> 00:19:48,689 Looks like another high school prank. 465 00:19:48,758 --> 00:19:50,206 She isa witch! 466 00:19:50,275 --> 00:19:52,482 And an extraterrestrial! 467 00:19:52,551 --> 00:19:54,310 Do an alien autopsy. 468 00:19:55,689 --> 00:19:57,275 You guys. 469 00:19:57,344 --> 00:19:58,620 Wow, it'’s after midnight. 470 00:19:58,689 --> 00:20:00,275 My parents are going to wonder 471 00:20:00,344 --> 00:20:01,448 where i'’ve been. 472 00:20:02,965 --> 00:20:04,172 Where havei been? 473 00:20:04,241 --> 00:20:06,241 Just... hanging out. 474 00:20:09,724 --> 00:20:12,517 Oh, man, my hand is throbbing. 475 00:20:12,586 --> 00:20:14,448 I'’ve got a little motion sickness. 476 00:20:14,517 --> 00:20:16,172 Did we break any laws? 477 00:20:16,241 --> 00:20:18,275 Not really. See ya. 478 00:20:23,034 --> 00:20:24,103 What are you hiding? 479 00:20:24,172 --> 00:20:25,206 Sneaky, what is it? 480 00:20:25,275 --> 00:20:26,724 Nothing. It'’s just a package 481 00:20:26,793 --> 00:20:28,793 of bat-breath savers. 482 00:20:30,103 --> 00:20:31,827 "Kills hildatosis"? 483 00:20:31,896 --> 00:20:33,448 How could you? 484 00:20:33,517 --> 00:20:34,896 Look at my hair. 485 00:20:34,965 --> 00:20:36,344 Well, at least you can eat 486 00:20:36,413 --> 00:20:38,000 all the pomegranates you want. 487 00:20:38,068 --> 00:20:39,620 I'’m sickof pomegranates. 488 00:20:41,793 --> 00:20:43,000 Hey, you'’re still up? 489 00:20:43,068 --> 00:20:44,551 Yes. So, how was your day? 490 00:20:44,620 --> 00:20:47,034 Well, I told Valerie and Valerie told Harvey 491 00:20:47,103 --> 00:20:48,103 that i'’m a witch. 492 00:20:48,137 --> 00:20:49,551 Oh, how did it go? 493 00:20:49,620 --> 00:20:50,827 Honey, are you okay? 494 00:20:50,896 --> 00:20:51,965 You were right. 495 00:20:52,034 --> 00:20:54,103 I'’ll never feel the same way 496 00:20:54,172 --> 00:20:56,000 about Valerie or Harvey again. 497 00:20:56,068 --> 00:20:57,000 Really? 498 00:20:57,068 --> 00:20:59,000 Yeah. I like them so much more. 499 00:21:00,724 --> 00:21:03,482 Hilda: How come you have better friends 500 00:21:03,551 --> 00:21:04,793 than we did? 501 00:21:07,241 --> 00:21:09,551 No matter how many people Libby told, 502 00:21:09,620 --> 00:21:10,724 they'’ve all forgotten? 503 00:21:10,793 --> 00:21:12,206 That'’s the way it works. 504 00:21:12,275 --> 00:21:15,137 Just making sure I won'’t be burned at the stake Monday. 505 00:21:15,206 --> 00:21:16,793 [ Snoring] 506 00:21:16,862 --> 00:21:18,827 Aw, he had some Friday the 13th. 507 00:21:18,896 --> 00:21:21,000 Poor little guy wore himself out. 508 00:21:21,068 --> 00:21:23,517 Oh, he looks so peaceful. 509 00:21:23,586 --> 00:21:24,586 Should we? 510 00:21:24,620 --> 00:21:26,448 [ Horn blows] 511 00:21:26,517 --> 00:21:27,551 [ Screams] 512 00:21:29,000 --> 00:21:31,551 That'’s okay. I have another eight lives. 513 00:21:31,620 --> 00:21:34,620 [ Shakily]: Seven after I fall down from here. Oh!